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ஐ☆¢αяαмєℓ¢нαмραgиє☆ஐLACTURA PAUCOURM SERVA MULTOS ۞QUIS CUSTODIENT IPSOS CUSTADES☆★YOU ARE WELCOME AT ANY TIME≈☆≈JE SUIS CONTENT DE VOTRE VISITE☆❤★ ™ February 05 lol with meMarriedd Men Feelings July 09 bienvenu welcome
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
The rain makes all things beautiful. Roses are red, Violets are blue h ave you ever heard of the so called ego or pride
i t reminds me of that game seek and hide
w hather it is twisted a little bit or could be too wild
y ou got to believe me that this is fate and you should abide
i want you to know who ever is going to be your bride
s hould cling to you and wonder whether she is ever been blind
i n your arms she would realize how those deep eyes can behold
s lightest hug or hardned one feel your heart and the waves that's send
s he should that godand stay up praying every morning and every night
s he would hope that years and time could be rewind
s o she can live over again and indulge your happiness ground
i 'm not saying that your are an angel , other wise you wont be here on and
b ut in her heart you will always be the most warmest and kindnest man she ever hady ou are am man full of passion but sometimes you are misread then we are all misled
o pen your heart to live the moment as they are and never fear that it might rend
w hat ever tears your heart might shed set it free release it and let it unwind
poem by Nermine Rifaat  funny bunnyWonder is Woman
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[3] The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man exclaimed "And where the hell were you when I got
[4] __._,_.___ What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are stupid... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares! Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & Alian ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are the two reasons that men dos not mind their own business?
A: 1) no mind. 2) no business. Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even he back, men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.. Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying them?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites are attract.  Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get
my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still
on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and.
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
=============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer
and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
============== = Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a colour printer? Customer: Aaaah...................thank you. =============== Tech support: What's on your monitor now? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.
=============== Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK Tech support:Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
=============== Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a
capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? == ============= Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars. =============== Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =============== Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
=============== Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
the circle around it? =============== A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it
under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine." =============== And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.
Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard,Colin. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT english ppl and asian ppl
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS RETURNING A CALL ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY . WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION WHEN ENTERTAINING WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU. WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
July 11 HI SALUT HI I HOPE MY SPACE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION AND YOU LIKE IT
J'espere mon space attire votre attention et vous l'aimez
ALSO I WISH YOU LIKE MY PICTURES AND MY MUSIC
Ainsi j'espere que vous aimez mes photos et mes musics
IF THERE ANY CRITICS PLEASE SEND TO ME PLEASE Si il ya critique fais moi le savoire et ecrire a moi tres vite
if there is any comments please leave you e-mail to reply you
quand il ya une commentaire s'il vous plait vous me laissez votre e-mail
i'm waiting your openion уσυ αяє νιѕιтσя иυмвєя
People love & cry some give up and some will try
Some say hi while some say bye
Some are honest & others are lie
And others may forget you but never will I …
i know the truth At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your COMMUNISM: FASCISM: NAZISM:
BUREAUCRATISM:
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: A NEW AMERICAN :
AN AMERICAN COPORATION: A FRENCH COPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE COPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever A GERMAN COPORATION
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live
AN ITALIAN COPORATION A RUSSIAN COPORATION
AWISS COPORATION A CHINESS COPORATION
have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
INDIAN COPORATION:
A BRITISH COPORATION
AN EGYPTION COPORATION уσυ αяє νιѕιтσя иυмвєя
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! YOU’RE AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those wastes of time things, its fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (More than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If you haven't, add 1754. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are
YOU’RE AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Around the corner I have a friend If you love someone, tell them. you decide that it 
Harry potter interview with
britney spears
Harry Potter: Uh, hullo.
Britney Spears: Ohmigod. Are you British? I love British accents! You know, I email Prince William sometimes.
Harry Potter: That muggle? I mean, that's great.
Britney Spears: I love your outfit! You look like a wizard or something. (squeezes Harry Potter's cheek)
Harry Potter: Back, foul succubus!
Britney Spears: What?
Harry Potter: Oh sorry.
Britney Spears:Whatever. Oh, that's a great fake lightningbolt you've got tatooed on your forehead.
Harry Potter: It's not fake! Absolutely no part of me is fake.
Britney Spears:Yeah, me neither. (winks)
Harry Potter:Well, are you a muggle or not?
Britney Spears: A muggle?
Harry Potter: You know, can you do any magic?
Britney Spears: Hmm. Well, I did manage to transform my mediocre singing talent into a chart-topping pop-music sensation! Look, now I'm just a girl...now, I'm a whole industry!
Harry Potter:Wow, All I can do is transform lead into gold, or Hermione Granger into a frog.
Britney Spears: (giggles) They pay you for that?
Harry Potter: Well, no. But I also have the ability to magically transmute an identical storyline into the best-selling book in the country every single year. Abracadabra!
Britney Spears: It sells better than Britney Spears' Heart to Heart?
Harry Potter: (incredulous) yeah!
Britney Spears:Hmmm. Can you sing?
Harry Potter: No.
Britney Spears: Great, then lets cut an album together sometime.
Harry Potter: OK.
Britney Spears: So, what else do you do?
Harry Potter: Oh, I play Quidditch, this game where you fly around on a stick and try to catch the Snitch. I'm the "seeker".
Britney Spears: Sounds tiring. Oops!
Harry Potter: What is it, Britney?
Britney Spears: I did it again.
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: I played with this poor guys' heart.
Harry Potter: Hey, it happens. Especially with a muggle as pretty as you.
Britney Spears: No, seriously. This guy was kind of old, and he had a vpacemaker. I kept shooting microwave radiation towards him. He seemed to be having a real hard time breathing. I need to stop doing that kind of thing.
Harry Potter:What did this guy look like?
Britney Spears: He was kind of tall, kind of skinny, wore all these robes, kind of like yours, but older. He had a wizened old beard...
Harry Potter: You killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears:I guess I should have stopped, but I got lost in the game. Ooh, baby, baby..
Harry Potter: (Starts beating Britney with magic wand) I can't believe you killed Dumbledorf, I mean Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Stop hitting me!
Harry Potter: OK, sorry.
Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time!
Harry Potter:(hits Britney again)
Britney Spears: Ow!
Harry Potter: Sorry.
Britney Spears: It's OK, I asked for it. I should never have performed so many annoying, repetitive songs.
Harry Potter: Well, I hope you're sorry.
Britney Spears: Believe me, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't wish I had been accepted to Hogwarts, and that I lived in Griffindor.
Harry Potter: No, I hope you're sorry you killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears:Oh, the old wizard I killed?
Harry Potter: Yes. With him dead, the evil Lord Voldemort will take over the world.
Britney Spears: Voldemort? Who cares!
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears:Harry, you have a lot to learn about girls. (giggles). I'm not that innocent... I am Lord Voldemort!
Harry Potter: Really?
Britney Spears: No, actually, Voldemort's just one of my drummers. He's really not such a bad guy. Nothing like those jerks from LFO. If they took over the world, it would be a real problem.
Harry Potter: What do you think of Christina Aguilera?
Britney Spears: (growls) Oh, I think she's so sweet! I want to kill her, uh, I mean, she's so nice!
Harry Potter:Well, I've got to get back to Hogwarts to battle the unholy terror you've unleashed on the world.
Britney Spears: Yeah, I've got to get back to the studio to unleash my next album, Oops...I Unleashed an Unholy Terror on the Universe Again, on the world.
Harry Potter: I guess this is goodbye.
Britney Spears: Yeah, nice meeting you .
Harry Potter: Alright, everyone reading this make sure you buy my books!
Britney Spears: Yeah, and all of you out there, buy my albums, calendars, posters, and my very special Britney Spears' Heart to Heart.
Harry Potter: Anything else you'd like to add?
Britney Spears: Oh yeah. All you girls out there, start dressing like a 22-year old coed when you're twelve.
Harry Potter: (flies away on broomstick)
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